Things I Think I Think

cadet-r-kelly: talk shit get hit

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:32:47 -0700

cadet-r-kelly:

talk shit get hit

Mick fucking Foley on the daily show wtf!!!!!!!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:15:50 -0700

Mick fucking Foley on the daily show wtf!!!!!!!

celluloidshadows: Andy Warhol and Alfred Hitchcock

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:54:50 -0700

celluloidshadows:

Andy Warhol and Alfred Hitchcock

worst headache ever

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:15:32 -0700

worst headache ever

hm absolutely no idea how i feel about anybody right now and it both terrifies me and irritates the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:36:16 -0700

hm absolutely no idea how i feel about anybody right now and it both terrifies me and irritates the crap out of me

rodneykong: gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:46:09 -0700

rodneykong:

gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:17:54 -0700

iheartchaos: Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:22:41 -0700

iheartchaos:

Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

I’m at half price and Tyler Perry has a book called “dont make a black woman take off...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:04:29 -0700

I’m at half price and Tyler Perry has a book called “dont make a black woman take off her earrings”

look if nobody’s gonna stop Tyler Perry I’m gonna have to do it myself.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:32:55 -0700

same

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:17:46 -0700

same

tonight i went out to dinner with my dad and sisters for father’s day and i was telling him...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:08:39 -0700

tonight i went out to dinner with my dad and sisters for father’s day and i was telling him about my plans for the next year and the first thing he told me is that I “really sound white”

Audio

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:14:30 -0700

the malcolm in the middle episode where malcolm and reese both think the other is gay is on

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:41:04 -0700

the malcolm in the middle episode where malcolm and reese both think the other is gay is on

sleepyglitterfairy: Happy Father’s Day from me and Kyle this...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:16:17 -0700

sleepyglitterfairy:

Happy Father’s Day from me and Kyle

this is just the strangest thing

i think i pulled a muscle in my calf from running earlier. like, just from the mere fact that i was...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:00:04 -0700

i think i pulled a muscle in my calf from running earlier. like, just from the mere fact that i was running for the first time in forever.

"I hate the phrase “One thing led to another”. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn’t it your job..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:46:07 -0700

“I hate the phrase “One thing led to another”. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn’t it your job as a writer to tell me how that made this happen? “Adolf Hitler was rejected as a young man in his application to an art school. One thing led to another…and the United States ended up dropping two atomic bombs on the sovereign nation of Japan”.”

- Brian Regan (via midnaization)

Brian Regan psychic joke

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:45:27 -0700

Psychic: Did anyone here...lose a friend or family member...? ...Or know someone who did? ...Or hear about something like this on television? YES YOU IN THE MEZZANINE. I was getting a strong signal...This person passed on recently?
Person in Audience: Twenty-five years ago
Psychic: THAT RECENTLY!? Then I'm gunna be extra sensitive. I'm getting an M...The letter M...
Person in Audience: His name was Beau Ziffer.
Psychic: MISTER!? BEAU ZIFFER!? He died of natural causes, yes?
Person in Audience: He was shot in the face with a bazooka
Psychic: SO NATURALLY HE'D BE DEAD.

Gameshow host: True or false - Pavlov's theory proves inferior beings will respond to a bell.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:40:33 -0700

Gameshow host: True or false - Pavlov's theory proves inferior beings will respond to a bell.
Contestant: Um, true?
*ding*
Contestant: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:36:21 -0700