Mick fucking Foley on the daily show wtf!!!!!!!
worst headache ever
gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex
I’m at half price and Tyler Perry has a book called “dont make a black woman take off her earrings”
look if nobody’s gonna stop Tyler Perry I’m gonna have to do it myself.
tonight i went out to dinner with my dad and sisters for father’s day and i was telling him about my plans for the next year and the first thing he told me is that I “really sound white”
the malcolm in the middle episode where malcolm and reese both think the other is gay is on
i think i pulled a muscle in my calf from running earlier. like, just from the mere fact that i was running for the first time in forever.
- Psychic: Did anyone here...lose a friend or family member...? ...Or know someone who did? ...Or hear about something like this on television? YES YOU IN THE MEZZANINE. I was getting a strong signal...This person passed on recently?
- Person in Audience: Twenty-five years ago
- Psychic: THAT RECENTLY!? Then I'm gunna be extra sensitive. I'm getting an M...The letter M...
- Person in Audience: His name was Beau Ziffer.
- Psychic: MISTER!? BEAU ZIFFER!? He died of natural causes, yes?
- Person in Audience: He was shot in the face with a bazooka
- Psychic: SO NATURALLY HE'D BE DEAD.
- Gameshow host: True or false - Pavlov's theory proves inferior beings will respond to a bell.
- Contestant: Um, true?
- Contestant: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!