worst headache ever

rodneykong:

gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex

(via darkhairedwomenandbreakfastfood)

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iheartchaos:

Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

(Source: brain-food, via creeeee)

I’m at half price and Tyler Perry has a book called “dont make a black woman take off her earrings”

look if nobody’s gonna stop Tyler Perry I’m gonna have to do it myself.

(Source: sandandglass, via fuckyeahwhoseline)

same

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tonight i went out to dinner with my dad and sisters for father’s day and i was telling him about my plans for the next year and the first thing he told me is that I “really sound white”

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the malcolm in the middle episode where malcolm and reese both think the other is gay is on

sleepyglitterfairy:

Happy Father’s Day from me and Kyle

this is just the strangest thing

i think i pulled a muscle in my calf from running earlier. like, just from the mere fact that i was running for the first time in forever.